Verified: If you have sex with Chaol, your position improves tenfold

rhysanoodle:

rhysand-vs-rowan:

Celaelin: Prolific Assassin/ Quasi-fugitive —> Queen and basically a minor goddess

Nesryn: Underappreciated City Guard —> Future Empress

Yrene: Peasant —> Lady Westfall and future BFF of King Dorian and/or Queen Manon 

**Disclaimer: Chaol’s penis does not possess any special powers (relating to status increases). Trend more likely due to the fact that all women are badasses.

I doubt it’s a coincidence that Dorian went from Puppy Prince to Kinky King.

(Source: rhysand-vs-fenrys)